Progress

APRIL 2011

Bi-yearly review (1 October 2010 – 1 April 2011 reporting period).

It’s been a really good effort and a great result, but not enough. Year one has left me only 7.82% more awesome.

While I should be commended for finished this reporting period 0.69% ahead of schedule, you couldn’t be blamed for thinking I’m a big dickhead with no future and a bad haircut.

The good news is that I still have nine years to make up the 2.18%.

Stats:

Bi-yearly review (1 October 2010 – 1 April 2011 reporting period).

 Category review (1 October 2010 – 1 April 2011 reporting period).

Overall targets

  • Six month target: 5% more awesome
  • Awesomeness actually achieved: 5.69% (0.69% ahead of target)

 Top three category improvements:

  • Rock & Roll (up 9%)
  • Knowing Stuff (up 9%)

Category losses:

  • Personal qualities (down 1%)

Individual standouts:

  • Awesome camping setup for music festivals (up 40%)
  • Playing good gigs to lots of people (up 40%)
  • Being able to make a cost-free and trendy present but not look cheap (up 40%)
  • Being the first to do something  (up 40%)
  • Being published (up 40%)
  • Mystery (down 30%)
  • High fiving (down 10%)
  • Pool handstands (down 10%)
  • Savings (down 10%)
  • Girls’ mums wishing their daughters had slept with/were going out with me (down 10%)

OCTOBER 2010

Bi-yearly review (1 April – 1 October 2010 reporting period).

Things aren’t going to schedule and I need to step it up a notch.

It’s going to be tough to make up the quota I’ve missed, as well as hitting my 5% target by April 1, 2011.

I may have to quit my job. Or maybe get an additional job. I’m not sure. I will definitely have to start riding my postie bike to work so I can practice wheelies in my lunch break.

If I were to get a pet, buy a house, learn to whistle with my pinky, do a backflip and pash someone famous in the next six months I think I’d be well on track.

Owning a computer has made it a lot easier to maintain a blog, so the good news is that I’ll be writing a lot more about things as they happen.

Stats:

Overall tracking for the period of 1 April – 1 October, 2010.

Overall targets

  • Six month target: 5% more awesome
  • Awesomeness actually achieved: 2.13% (2.87% behind target)

Top three category improvements:

  • Stuff accomplished – 28% (up 10 %)
  • Owning stuff – 40% (up 4%)
  • People – 43% (up 4%)

Category losses:

  • Rock & Roll – 58% (down 1%)

Individual standouts:

  • Throwing surprise parties (up 80%)
  • Flipping a pen around my fingers (up 20%)
  • Impressive wheels (down 20%)
  • Smoking cigarettes (down 20%)
Category tracking for the period of 1 April – 1 October, 2010.
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