Progress

APRIL 2011

Bi-yearly review (1 October 2010 – 1 April 2011 reporting period).

It’s been a really good effort and a great result, but not enough. Year one has left me only 7.82% more awesome.

While I should be commended for finished this reporting period 0.69% ahead of schedule, you couldn’t be blamed for thinking I’m a big dickhead with no future and a bad haircut.

The good news is that I still have nine years to make up the 2.18%.

Stats:

Bi-yearly review (1 October 2010 – 1 April 2011 reporting period).

 Category review (1 October 2010 – 1 April 2011 reporting period).

Overall targets

  • Six month target: 5% more awesome
  • Awesomeness actually achieved: 5.69% (0.69% ahead of target)

 Top three category improvements:

  • Rock & Roll (up 9%)
  • Knowing Stuff (up 9%)

Category losses:

  • Personal qualities (down 1%)

Individual standouts:

  • Awesome camping setup for music festivals (up 40%)
  • Playing good gigs to lots of people (up 40%)
  • Being able to make a cost-free and trendy present but not look cheap (up 40%)
  • Being the first to do something  (up 40%)
  • Being published (up 40%)
  • Mystery (down 30%)
  • High fiving (down 10%)
  • Pool handstands (down 10%)
  • Savings (down 10%)
  • Girls’ mums wishing their daughters had slept with/were going out with me (down 10%)

OCTOBER 2010

Bi-yearly review (1 April – 1 October 2010 reporting period).

Things aren’t going to schedule and I need to step it up a notch.

It’s going to be tough to make up the quota I’ve missed, as well as hitting my 5% target by April 1, 2011.

I may have to quit my job. Or maybe get an additional job. I’m not sure. I will definitely have to start riding my postie bike to work so I can practice wheelies in my lunch break.

If I were to get a pet, buy a house, learn to whistle with my pinky, do a backflip and pash someone famous in the next six months I think I’d be well on track.

Owning a computer has made it a lot easier to maintain a blog, so the good news is that I’ll be writing a lot more about things as they happen.

Stats:

Overall tracking for the period of 1 April – 1 October, 2010.

Overall targets

  • Six month target: 5% more awesome
  • Awesomeness actually achieved: 2.13% (2.87% behind target)

Top three category improvements:

  • Stuff accomplished – 28% (up 10 %)
  • Owning stuff – 40% (up 4%)
  • People – 43% (up 4%)

Category losses:

  • Rock & Roll – 58% (down 1%)

Individual standouts:

  • Throwing surprise parties (up 80%)
  • Flipping a pen around my fingers (up 20%)
  • Impressive wheels (down 20%)
  • Smoking cigarettes (down 20%)
Category tracking for the period of 1 April – 1 October, 2010.
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One response to “Progress

  1. Oh jason you have been sleeping on this i just saw a tweet from celebrity farts, im glad i found you in time. There is still plently of time but not enought for this.
    You are the awesome perosn you want to be but it takes effort and pain keep writing, keep working i still listen to your awesome cd all the time.
    im listening to it now in fact so awesome, well as a wise man one said i think its my time to leave.
    Seriously its one one the best eps i own
    Keep at it

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